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| Tracy, Frankie, Gigi, Briella, Gale, Anthony, Christine, Olivia, Alexa and Flippo |
Okay, so lets talk about Jerseylicious for a second. The show is trashtastic amazing. Put the cast of Jersey shore in tackier clothing in a salon and that is what you get. Yes, I said tackier clothing...The show is actually one of Style Network's highest rated shows and will be coming back for a third season in a couple of months. If you haven't had the pleasure of being sucked into the dramedy here is a little synopsis. The show centers around the Gatsby salon where your major characters, Gale (the owner) Olivia (tranny make-up artist) Tracy (bitchy hair stylist) Gi Gi (dumb as a door knob hair stylist) Anthony (straight salon owner/manager) and Alexa (The Glam Fairy)There are a few minor characters along the way that aren't of importance. What you really need to know is that Tracy stole Olivia's man and let the drama begin!
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Scott: Above is Tracy (left) killing the O-Zone and Olivia's "smokey eye" You think the kids from the Jersey Shore are giving Jersey a bad name! Ha! Just look at their outfits! Too tight, Cheeta Clad. Enough accesories even Joan Rivers would talk a few off all while armed with an Oompa Loompa tan. I sure as hell would'nt let them sit on my white couch! I mean it's just horrific I have seen trannie's pull it back more then these ladies. While their clothing is hideous and hurts my eyes so much that I have to dim the color on my television there is no doub that they are plent entertainging. Can someone also please tell Gale that she is way to old to be wearing what she wears?? Oof honey child. You are not doing yourself any favors. By dressing "younger" you actually look much older. I mean in the season finale you rocked a mohawk. Really? Tracy If i see another pair of earrings that reaches the top of your breast I am getting on a train and coming to the Gatsby. Olivia day glo is for strippers cut it out and please take of some of the jewlery! I love layers but damn I cant see you with all that bling! Just talking about it makes me excited to see what happens for season three. More spitting? More hair pulling? Can Olvia and Tracy ever be friends?? Will Gale and Alexa ever make up? Will Flippo take off his shirt? Please God! Ahhh the questions!!
Charlotte: Look I dont know were to even start on this group of girls , the hair the make-up the clothes sweet jesus are you all blind or is this just a big joke played on the pulic because no body in there right mind could ever think these looks are attractive .... trannys they are a big group of trannys! Tracey oh lord Tracy I can't believe you provide beauty treatments on people, really you look like you closed your eyes and went to town on your face with magic markers and every time you went outside the lines ........ what sort of people go to the ladies to get there hair or make-up done? They must be paid to go there in gold mirror and fendi handbags. Olivia that's not a smokey eye thats a black eye that you got in a wet t-shirt mud fight . Tammy Fay looks better than you .... you look like beauty aliens this cant be for real . This has got to only be for television . and Gale you know when the cameras go away your gonna lose you beauty shop because the only thing keeping people going there is this show and to get a really good laugh at the girls who think there style is fashion please .Tracy your beehive looks like Mars Attacks your make-up makes you look like a little old lady watching this show makes me feel as-low i am watching a time warp in tecni-color with a halloween twist or a cartooon for people who smoke weed . This shows give Jersey a bad name like the tart at a high school!
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