Do you ever see people in the street and think what the hell were you thinking tangerine faces white eye shadow and pearly pink lips . I want to slap them , really I do . There are so many helpful tips out there for woman these days .
Last week my best friend Norah came to my apartment with her laptop down loaded she had my "Big Fat Gypsy Wedding " its a series of English documentaries about tinkers knackers traveling folk you may know them as . I was shocked when I seen what they had done to there faces .... bright bright orange faces and I mean bright all dried up with the tanning ghetto black eyes white poker straight hair . Oh my lord the beauty fairy passed there caravans with out stopping many years ago . And I ain't even talking about there dresses that's another story all together .
Natural is almost going to be beautiful and more appealing to the eye , yes I do love me some drama but I cant stand cake bakes really I cant , I dont know how they get so much make-up on there face and how the hell do they get it off ... thats the question ?
Here is a few wee helpful tips and how not to look like a cheese puff style uncle fester .
DON'T : Wear brown lip liner with white lipstick EVER
DO : Find a nice lip gloss or lipstick that suits you somthing girlie somthing sweet
DON'T : Spend all your money on sun tanning salons that are gona make you orange and old
DO : Invest in a nice fake tan Craic Style: Rules of Tanning
DONT' : Straighten your hair until you look like you work in a chip shop or a hard ticket
DO : Let nature flow in your locks a wee bit of a curl never hurt any body
DONT : Ever wear that much eye liner that you look like a racoon or Taylor Momsen
DO : Love your eyeliner its your friend but remember to smoodge
DON'T : Ever gel your fring down and wear glatta hoops
DO : Blow dry your bangs sophiea loren and wear diamond studs
Look in life we all have our own style and we all know what we like and dont like , but come on when you look like every day is halloween its time to stop and look for help . And there is loads of help out there . I keep saying this over and over again but less is more ... universaly .
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